When I grow up I want to be like Khupe with a Speaker of Parliament who will allow me to recall another party’s MPs.
When I grow up I want to be like Khupe with a Court that will give me reigns to a party I opposed at elections.
When I grow up I want to be like Khupe, to be the most powerful female politician in opposition with just 50k votes and 2 seats in parliament.
When I grow up I want to be like Khupe with charm to mesmerize Prof Madhuku into abandoning the struggle.
When I grow up I want to be like Khupe with the warmth to make a crocodile smile even though I fight with its wife.
When I grow up I want to be like Khupe with strength to summon aid from the dead.
Alas, I can never be Khupe I am just a mere mortal. All I am is a struggling and scared Zimbabwean who can only watch and tweet.
